Not really news, is it?
Lindsay Lohan is going to be our generation’s Corey Feldman – a capable, talented actor who pissed away most of her opportunities because she was drunk and enjoyed pissing far too much.
The actress was spotted out getting wasted in a club. This is beyond a cry for help, this is just weird. We have cameras on someone basically 24/7 and they can’t even stop themselves from doing the most basic of things – not touch a drop of alcohol and act belligerent. That seems like it’d be an easy thing, especially when you factor in how many times she’s been warned, and how many times she’s almost spent time in the slammer. But she was out in Hollywood again, doing her thing, scheduling club appearances for the next few months so she can collect a paycheck.
Let’s please just throw Lindsay in jail so she can be martyred and we can have all the interesting t-shirt designs that’ll come out of that. Let’s make that happen. It’s not like we have other things to do with our time.
Lohan was most recently in the news for almost going to prison for stealing a piece of jewelry and then booking a movie about a grizzled, aged mob wife. Some fellow revelers tried to snap some pictures of Lohan — her entourage responded by trying to break the camera.
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