At what point do you know you’re the biggest movie star in the world? When your trailer is irritating residents of an entire city.
That’s the predicament Will Smith finds himself in these days – he’ll be able to continue to work in film until the sun runs out of steam, has pushed his children into careers that have already secured them million-dollar paychecks and fanbases, now all he has to do is make summer blockbuster movies and coast inside his giant trailer in New York. Which has 22 wheels, costs 2 million dollars, can expand to make itself taller (ed: Jealous.), has space enough to host 30 people in meetings, and guess what else.
He has a separate trailer for his gym equipment. Talk about living large. Smith’s SoHo neighbors have already complained that the smell the trailer gives off is rancid and that it’s sapping the gas reserves.
Smell? What’s Smith doing in there, slaughtering and painting wild cows like Chaim Soutine? The actor also has a luxury apartment…less than a mile from his trailer. Seems like we could cut down on costs of the Men In Black III movie – but that would be an easy thing.
Instead, Smith has to run sprints in his portable pleasure-palace. Of course New Yorkers are angry. They have to deal with screaming naked men on the subway nearly every day.
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