Bristol Palin is the most famous politician scion in the world to ever bite the bullet and have a baby for expediency. And she’s been rewarded with massive pecuniary bursts – hundreds of thousands of dollars for speaking tours. So how does she reward herself?
With plastic surgery. That’s right fellas, Bristol Palin is already biting the bullet and making herself look twenty years older to compound the issues you may have with having a relationship with someone who’s world famous for popping out the world’s most famous and contentious political baby. What’s sadder, that Bristol Palin has plastic surgery before she starts in what will surely be an ill-fated reality show, or that the Palins think we’re dumb enough to fall for the excuse that she really needed it because her teeth were wonky.
If I had the chance to fix the myriad problems with my face under the guise that it was a medical issue that was in dire need of fixing, I’d go for it. But I’d make the medical excuse sound more outlandish so everyone wouldn’t assume the problem was my face – it’s that I was crazy.
So, Bristol, when you’re telling someone that your face was fixed, tell them you were attacked by guinea pigs. Fin.
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rich
May 11th, 2011 - 12:38:10 PM
Can we get this dentist name, who believes that adding to the chin will correct an overbite?
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