In news that everyone can predict if they have half of a brain, Whitney Houston has re-entered rehab.
Whitney Houston was one of the greatest singers the world has ever known, to the point where a movie studio gave her a starring role apropos of no acting experience with Kevin Costner. Who arguably also has no real acting experience. But a relationship with Bobby Brown has left her in a state resembling a beached whale with a husk of a voice grasping at the fame that she used to have while their daughter waves guns at ex-boyfriends and smuggles alcohol. She’s living the dream — a big house that she’s not sober around to enjoy, a faded glory of a career, and a psychotic daughter. She’s like everybody you’ll ever meet in Newport Beach.
So Houston is taking time to go back to rehab. Get better, Whitney. You’re one of the best selling recording artists of all time, and unless you want to spend your time calculating the cost of your platinum placques, you gotta get your pipes in fighting form. Get back on that horse. Ride Kevin Costner into the sunset, and all that jazz.
Houston went on a European tour recently that suffered setbacks in the form of tiny rocks, inhalants, and stressed vocals.
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