Proving that she’s probably secretly writing the gay man’s equivalent of a Mighty Ducks Movie, Lady Gaga has moved forward with releasing her next single. And it’s a doozy.
Where Born This Way sounded like a hot mess from the 80’s copped straight from Madonna, Judas sounded like a ripoff of a Justice track mixed with bad patois, Edge of Glory sounds like something you’d see in the credits after Air Bud. One thing is for sure – the lady’s album won’t have a cohesive sound. On one track you’ll be jumping around happy you have rights, the next you’ll be trying to high-five a dog on a trampoline. Maybe that’s what she was going for. Maybe she was being pulled in so many different directions that it’s hard to figure out what she was going for. In any case, the new song features E Street Band Member Clarence Clemens wailing out a saxophone solo that caps off the ridiculousness.
I’m all for dirty sax solos in songs, but I’d prefer for them to be good ones. Lady Gaga’s hot mess will drop the 23rd of May – so if you want to see people dressed ridiculously to buy the 21st century’s version of a boy band, stalk the stores.
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Blmoran
May 10th, 2011 - 9:31:09 AM
Wow your an asshole.. How bout you tey becoming an overnight superstar selling millions of records and right a ton of your own songs then you can go criticizing other people. If you don't like her music don't listen to it , hello? So go back to your lonely life thanks
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Minx
May 12th, 2011 - 2:37:49 PM
Too funny - the most overrated performer this century. LG has the musical and artistic integrity of vanilla ice .... With perhaps more business acumen ..... Off to farmville with you sheep- monsters..
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Uroboros
July 17th, 2011 - 12:23:14 AM
Indeed Gaga might be over hyped, but it is today's lame pop scene fault. Critics should not forget they're judging a POP star. What's with the utopian dream that one day we'll all be hipsters down the streets[life would be an obnoxious nightmare] ? True music at the core,topping charts is just a far away never lived memory. When Disco first hit, the hippies must have thought it was the end of times, but there's no end, just children's children growing up, and absorbing society(which has become self indulgent+artificial..n those 2 just don't go good together]. But hey,Michael Jackson is an Icon. Think about the way radio has evolved from 00's to now, it's scary. The truth behind it all is timing, our need for a hero, a idol. The fascination of power, of reaching the top, and she did take her adversaries places like it hasn't been done before[in Our pop scene of course], taking charges of it all n still exploding
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