The Rock Knew About Osama Bin Laden First?!

By Mark Lorenz on May 5th, 2011

Is it possible that wrestlers from the WWE and international movie stars are more keyed into current events than we are? Very possibly. I remember the time I talked to the Undertaker about microcredits to fund business ventures in Africa – and when I pressed the point further, he hit me with a chair.

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or in a cave, HARHARHAR) for the past few days, you’ll know that on Sunday, we got the formal announcement that Osama Bin Laden was made no more. That he has ceased to be, and joined the billions of other people on this earth who are busy not-existing. Some people are taking that in stride, drinking, hanging from lampposts, accosting the L-Train in New York – other people write and pontificate about how we should’ve celebrate the death of an individual, and The Rock has you all beat, because he knew about Osama’s demise before anyone else in the country did. He tweeted the news 30 minutes before the President made an announcement to the world.

What else did The Rock know before we did? What secrets does his brain get wired from the eyebrow he raises that we’re unaware of?

He probably knows where Amelia Earhart is. Imagine that. The WWE revealing long-lost archeological secrets.

Comments

  1. Ibme

    May 6th, 2011 - 8:27:34 PM

    Tom green was the first to announce via social media goto @tomgreenlive and check timeline..he took a wild guess and he was right

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