January Jones is ridiculously attractive. So attractive, if there were a doll modeled to look like her, they’d have to make sure men weren’t pulling it off the shelf to have sex with it in the bathroom of a Target. Similar to Bratz dolls, or for those of who who are more trouble, Cabbage Patch Kids.
She’s also become an accomplished actress, as evidenced by her turn on AMC‘s troubled crown-jewel, Mad Men. This despite her ex Ashton Kutcher’s pronouncement that shed never make it as an actor. Can you imagine Ashton Kutcher telling you you wouldn’t be successful as an actor? How hard it would be to keep a straight face as he said it? He’d probably get all goofy and try to flail his arms to demonstrate the proper acting technique. She should be awarded a medal just for that. Jones is now pregnant, and according to a press release, looking forward to being a single mom. Hopefully she won’t go all psychotic like Betty Draper and force-feed her child vegetables, but since she’s already getting drunk, crashing cars, and calling Bobby Flay late at night, who knows?
When asked to comment, Jason Sudeikis said, ‘Boy, my face is punchable.’