You might’ve suspected that your friends who spend their time on Twitter have short attention spans and love themselves. According to a sexual survey, you’d be absolutely right.
My favorite surveys are the kind that tell you sexual statistics that you’ll never be able to get out of your head after you hear them. Such as, as men get older, they’re more interested in having rough sex. You ever see a placid old man getting his paper in his bathrobe? And he waves at you all politely, reminding you that everything is right in the world?
That man was thinking about choke-$%$#ing someone. Other fun surveys released with sexual statistics that you wouldn’t ordinarily think of? People who use Twitter masturbate more than other people and are more likely to engage in relationships that don’t last as long as non-users.
Maybe it’s because they’re twittering about their significant others. What’s this say for every celebrity you’ve ever heard of? They love touching themselves.
Just think of that man in his bathrobe waving. This is according to OkCupid, though. So you never know how accurate it can be for the rest of the population that DOESN’T use the internet to arrange their sexytimes.
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