Every one of your childhood dreams is coming true. Every one of them. Through the miracle of science and technology, you’ll be able to have a camera that sees through clothes.
Next up on the list is getting cake frosting that turns into magic doves, and Dolphins who are able to sing songs by Mariah Carey. Throw all of these in a pot, mix them together, and you have the greatest music video from the 90’s that never happened – but you don’t want to hear about that. You want to hear about that slice of electronic goodness that’ll allow you to take people’s clothes off in the daytime, and lucky for you, some enterprising scientist was nice enough to take time off a rigorous schedule curing boners, diseases affecting boners, and cancer to make a nudie cam.
It’s not technically a nudie cam, not invented for those purposes. But with a name like Midnight Shot, you might as well have called packaged it with a bit of choloform and a rappeling line. Because you might not be clear on what the camera’s used for.
The NV-1 also does normal pictures, but buying an infrared nightvision camera for the purpose of taking normal pictures is like buying a meal at Wendy’s to rub on your face. You’re doing it wrong.
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