When I heard about this, I didn’t believe it. I thought it was a hoax. I had to do a good 6 minutes of Internet research to find that it’s true. That this revolutionary brain freeze device will be released to the public in June. Oh. Sweet. Mercy. Can I take it? Can you?
The cup will provide you with two chambers. TWO… …CHAMBERS… A divider in the middle will keep your choice of flavors separate. Then, in a move that will change the drinking of frozen, syrupy beverages forever, a double-barrel straw will join in the middle, only combining the flavors as they enter your mouth. C’mon! Does a summer beverage get any better than that?
Bad parents across this great nation will be jacking their kids’ straws to put one barrel in tequila and the other in margarita mix…Coca-Cola and Jack Daniels…
Regardless, I’ll be sticking with Slurpee. Oh, the combinations. The opportunity. The Coke and the Cherry. The Mountain Dew and the Cherry, for a little pick me up? Forget coffee–on a hot day? It’s all about doing the Dew in form of a dual chambered Slurpee.
The multiple berry flavors. The half and half in one chamber combined with the pure nature of a single flavor in the other. I can’t quite wrap my feeble mind around this possibility. This opportunity.
The only thing that sucks about this breaking news is the fact that we’ve got another 5-plus weeks until they unveil the magic. Not to go too far out on a limb, but this development could single-handedly fix the American economy. Especially if it’s really freakin’ hot this summer.
Dual chambered Slurpee cups… Oh, Thank Heaven…
Comments
Dan
April 20th, 2011 - 12:27:02 PM
I want to win this because... oh, wait. D'oh!
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Robin
May 16th, 2011 - 12:14:37 AM
I really would like to try this new slurpee, how would I get one exactly like the picture above, in Canada ?
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