Mila Kunis Says No Thank You to Charlie Sheen

Last Week, we announced that Charlie Sheen had publicly welcomed Mila Kunis into his brothel erm… sober valley lodge.

But what did the Black Swan star have to say about it? announced today that she was “taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her” to join his trio. A friend to the star told the website, “Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out.”

It all started during last week’s performance of Charlie Sheen’s new live act, “Violent Torpedo of Truth” in Columbus, Ohio. He announced that he wanted to Mila to join him and his goddesses back at the lodge.

“Here’s the good news — my goddesses have already f—ing approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f—ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing yours–t, trust me, you’re still f—ing winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

“I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f—ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s–t to steal.”

Hmm.. Thanks.. Charlie? If I were Mila, I would probably follow Denise Richard’s lead and take a loooong vacation until the tour ended.

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  1. Shes only “a little disgusted”! Winning!