Gucci Mane Isn’t Done Terrorizing Atlanta

By Mark Lorenz on April 11th, 2011

Gucci Mane Face TattooGucci Mane is the rap gift that keeps on giving – like the next Ol’ Dirty Bastard, only far less likable and with a far smaller studio oeuvre.

Which means he keeps on committing the dumbest crimes a man can commit. Not just dumb crimes, but dumb tattoos. There really should be no separation between the two – if you get an ice cream cone tattoed on your face, you should be treated like you’re about to commit a felony. Think that’s harsh? Name someone with an ice cream cone on tattooed on their face that hasn’t either committed a felony or had a scheme to open up a terrifying string of ice cream parlors.

Gucci Mane is in the news again, not for releasing any music of note, but living up to his reputation as a LEGALLY mentally incompetent source of shenanigans. Police in Atlanta say that the sometimes rapper picked up a woman waiting outside for a beauty shop to open with the offer of some breakfast. Once the woman was inside of his Hummer, Gucci offered her $150 to go back to a hotel room to have sex. When she refused, he pushed her out of the vehicle.

Think about how socially inept you have to be to be a famous rapper, naming yourself after a fashion line, and FAILING TO PAY FOR SEX.

Just think about it.

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