Charlie Sheen has very odd ways of telling you if he likes you. But that’s to be expected.
This is a man who defies the laws of nature – by now he should be one giant walking crack rock. Who somehow managed to become sentient and star on a hit show on CBS. To me, Charlie Sheen is a shining beacon of hope, discounting all the instances of domestic violence — we can only hope that when we get to the point where we’re losing our minds that we can go on a tour that sells out in minutes and runs the gambit from being universally panned to praised. But while on tour, Charlie Sheen had this to say about fellow actor, Mila Kunis.
“Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal.”
He said this in Columbus, Ohio…right before he told a story about smuggling cocaine onto a plane with Nicholas Cage.
This can’t be real.
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