Did you know Snooki was athletic? Neither did I. But can we please make shotgunning beers into an Olympic sport? The Winter Olympics need something more interesting in the coming years than Ben Silverman’s insane coverage. Remember that?
Snooki appeared on Wrestlemania, ostensibly because Jersey Shore’s core audience isn’t just a cadre of bespectacled intellectuals – they’re also people who enjoy watching men in underwear beat on each other. And Snooki is just the kind of man who can provide that kind of entertainment. We’ve watched her grow from a tiny, troll-like fixture on American television, to an inexplicable, full-blown national obsession. Who makes more money than social workers, teachers, public servants, and pretty much most people you can think of combined. Recently Snooki was paid 35,000 dollars for giving a speech at Rutger’s about her lifestyle. Really, they could’ve dragged any student up from the audience to talk about how THEY spend their days and it’d be the equivalent to Snooki’s speech, probably more eloquent, because they had to undertake the difficult thing and apply to a college like Rutger’s.
Fallout from Snooki’s appearance has leaked to the presses, with wrestlers reportedly upset they were bumped from the card in order to support the tiny war-dwarf.
But what can you do?
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