Have you ever wanted to drink the nectar of a porn star? Have you ever wanted to have that sweet burning poured all over your face until you could taste nothing more than a punch-drunk feeling, an aura of sweat in gold chains and Hawaiian shirts encouraging and incurring bad decisions?
Has Ron Jeremy got the thing for you!! Unfortunately for him, people are no longer packaging and marketing his throbbing member…fortunately for you, they’ve moved on to putting his likeness on alcohol – which means we live in the only time where alcohol is made by all the people who shouldn’t be making alcohol. Such as Jay-Z, Dan Akyroyd, and now Ron Jeremy. So if you’ve ever bobbed your head laughing, to music, or on someone’s penis for money — you’re in good stead. Ron Jeremy has paired together with legendary Cuban rum maker Francisco ‘Don Pancho’ Fernandez. If you thought a press release for rum called ‘Ron de Jeremy’ would be just as kitschy as the set decoration on the majority of porn sets, you are spot on.
Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect naked with nothing added and works equally great as a mixer. It is the adult rum.
Damn my sheltered upbringing. I must’ve missed the rum they make for children. Also, it must’ve taken an army to restrain the marketing team from calling this ‘RUM JEREMY’.
Comments
ahit pogi
April 11th, 2011 - 4:14:52 AM
Hell no I would not drink that shit that is nasty. It's like being busted a fat nutt by Ron Jeremy in tha face with his nasty hairy fat ass he is just like my friend similar features and complexion except Ron gets more pussy than he is my friend is a 32 year old virgin because he stinks like shit.
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