Have Sex In The Batman Sex Room….Seriously.

You know you want to. It’s been ages since you’ve had sex in a Batman themed room. Maybe not ages – but at least two weeks.

‘Alfred, I have a special request for you.’

‘Master Bruce, I cannot in good conscience license your costume and likeness to be used in a carnal palace in Taiwan.’

‘….I’ve lost all of Wayne Enterprise’s capital.’

‘There is nothing more degrading than being used as a gimmick in a Tai-sex-hotel. Trust me. I’m a butler.’

Thankfully this conversation never happened. So let loose your jism on Batman themed merchandise, the same way you did when you were a kid. In Kaoshlung city, there is a hotel called Eden where you can rent a Batman-themed sex room for far less money than you can buy a replica of any of Batman’s props from the original Batman onto the new Dark Knight Rises. Eden has 46 rooms, only one of which will let you play out your Batman and Robin fantasies, but what a room that is. It looks like a cave decorated by the bastard children of the Golden Girls and DC artists. What sort of activities can you do in the Batman sex room? Play detective. Find out how certain stains got in the room, or you can just THWACK! against your loved ones.

I’m getting my ticket now.

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