Bam Margera has always seemed Jackassier than the other Jackass members. Maybe because his family was the kind that would harass and try to grope newly teenaged girls.
Maybe it’s the fleshy neckbeard that covers his face to try to hide the alcohol bloat. Maybe it’s the prissiness that comes from owning a million-dollar skateboard company that you get from dropping out of high school and making videos of people getting hit in the nuts in ornate ways – or maybe it’s just because he’s Bam Margera, cheating Jackass and has-been. But the man is not a pleasant person, as evidenced as his recent behavior at South By Southwest.
At the popular musical and arts festival, someone apparently made a comment about Bam, so he promptly started picking on a woman in the person’s group, calling her a sea otter and beached whale.
And then somebody punched Bam in the face. Without cameras rolling, he goes down quickly. The woman Bam made fun of then knocked him out, and they took 500 dollars from his wallet. All in all, about 80% of the total treatment that Bam deserves.
Not included? Being violated by a minotaur. In a hot air balloon. It made sense in my head.
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October 5th, 2011 - 4:58:06 PM
bams a douche bag
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