Chris Brown Is Not Even Close To Done Hitting Things

By Mark Lorenz on March 22nd, 2011

Don’t you really want to just wind-up Chris Brown now to see him go Hulk and try to smash his surroundings? We should rile him on a glacier. So he can drown himself.

This is what we’ve brought on ourselves. Musicians so dumb that they can barely make music without the help of fifteen different producers, and in addition they don’t know not to trash sets AFTER they’ve been interviewed about trashing another person’s face. You know how dumb you have to be to trash a set after somebody interviews you about domestic abuse? It’s like telling the world that you know how to save the life of your cousin’s dog….AFTER kicking him out of a window. Who cares? You’re obviously a crazy person beyond the point of recovery.

Anyway, highlighting the way we treat stars with kid gloves, Chris Brown has another album to be released soon. How much work did he probably do on it? Slightly over 30%. But because he’s still (for whatever reason) commercially viable, Good Morning America did an interview where he was asked about what he’s most known for now, beating Rihanna about and around the face.

And because he was expecting the interview questions to be pre-screened, he went back to the dressing room and trashed it, made threatening advances towards the producers and crew, and left. Oh, and tried to break the window with a chair.

He’d be a rock star, but he’s Chris Brown. He sang ‘No Air’ and beat Rihanna. And that is what he’ll be known for.

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