50 Cent is my new comedy hero.
If you didn’t know before, 50 Cent is an impossibly wealthy rapper who seems to have walked away from his rap aspirations and become obsessed with movies. For no real reason. Is it that bad to be a world-famous rapper? Is it that bad to be held to a standard where you have to talk over instrumental tracks a few times every two years when YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO CREATE THE MUSIC? Get out of here. He’s started a film production company with the hilarious name Cheetah Vision to distribute films that he works on. My theory is that he read the reviews critics gave of ‘Get Rich or Die Trying’ or had such a good experience making the movie that he decided to write a bunch of his own. If you want to know what a 50 Cent penned movie looks like, ‘Before I Self Destruct’ is on Netflix. Included? Scenes of 50 Cent acting like a star basketball player without any ACTUAL footage of him playing basketball, characters who change on a whim, and people with the name Princess and Shocka.
The NEW 50 Cent movie will include him as a star football player who catches cancer, and is the role that he lost a ton of weight for. Unfortunately for the people looking for a serious dramatic piece, it still looks like a comedy.
Comments
skotts
March 13th, 2011 - 4:19:57 AM
I guess you gotta be white to be sick and make a comback and it not be a joke. Fukk you critics.
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Toya
March 13th, 2011 - 8:12:26 AM
Obviously this critique, if you can call it that, was written by someone who's not very open minded. Not to mention the "critic" hasn't even seen the movie yet. How you can critique something you've never actually seen, is beyond me. It is very possible to become a great actor despite the fact that you started out in music. Many people in the entertainment industry are multi-talented and they can switch from one entertainment industry to another, a lot of times successfully. Just look at Janet Jackson, Mark Wahlberg, LL Cool J, and the list goes on. Sometimes all it takes is the right material for them to really shine in. A word of advice though, how about actually watching the movie first. Then maybe readers such as myself, will actually take you more seriously and your words will have more weight to them. right now, youre the one who's the joke.
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deee
March 13th, 2011 - 2:34:01 PM
your an asswhole just what part did you find funny ...cancer
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leisa gibson
March 27th, 2011 - 1:46:40 PM
Things do Fall Apart and a fresh honest view/director and actor would be great. I am desperate for a real black depiction of feelings. I agree with most "HOW CAN YOU CRITQUE A MOVIE YOU HAVENT SEEN" the jealousy needs to stop and we need to Love the people who bring us reality,talent along with creativity and are willing to risk everything to do so! Not to mention losing 57 pounds -- I cant wait to see it!!!
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Tanya
May 10th, 2011 - 12:20:10 PM
Ihsan, this was simply your opinion and not an official critique. I happen to disagree with YOUR OPINION. I am excited to see the movie. It's looks to be promising. In agreement with the others: TRY ACTUALLY VIEWING THE MOVIE BEFORE TRYING A CRITIQUE !!
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DEVANTE BAKER
July 26th, 2011 - 5:49:30 PM
hi 50
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October 4th, 2011 - 11:44:21 AM
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Jessica D
October 8th, 2011 - 3:02:41 PM
WELL I SEEN THE MOVIE "ALL OF IT" AND I LOVED IT. FOR A RAPPER HIS ACTING WAS ON POINT!!!! A MUST SEE AND TOUCHING. FU** THE CRITIQUE AND I'M SORRY ITS NOT A DAMN OLD CRACKER WITH CANCER...THAT'S GETTING OLD...GO GO BLACK INDUSTRY!!!
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SpencerROWENA
February 4th, 2012 - 8:59:13 PM
Have no a lot of cash to buy a building? Worry not, just because that's real to take the mortgage loans to work out such kind of problems. Therefore take a short term loan to buy all you want.
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