That’s right. If you’re in the market for your own rhesus monkey, but don’t really think you can properly care for it – now there’s an alternative for you.
If you ever have the chance, listen to the WTF podcast with Marc Maron. There’s one with Bob Saget where you really learn what kind of a hilarious wreck the Full House scene was like – one product of that scene being little Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen. You might be like me, and think that the fact they’re not doing anything to this day speaks about their talents – or you might be rational and conclude they’re just rolling around on the piles of money that they didn’t know they were earning when they were in their teenage years. Ashley Olsen has broken up with her boyfriend. Do you know which one is Ashley Olsen instead of Mary Kay?
Go outside. Seriously. You should be reading great works of literature instead of looking at fashion magazines. You can tell those bobbleheads apart? What is wrong with you?
Ashley Olsen is now single, after splitting with Justin Bartha, an actor. So if you look like a homeless person, you can frolic with one of your own.
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