It’s the kind of thing you hope will happen just for the Gods of comedy, but never expect it to.
Glenn Beck, notable political commentator and dry drunk, has a lot of opinions. Which sound like the type of discourse flying around if you crossbred Charlie Sheen with Alex Jones, then took whatever came out and raised him in a shed filled with pancakes and Jim Beam until he was in his mid-thirties, then let him loose on the world. He’s prone to hyperbole, lying, and generally being an all around troll that we shouldn’t get up in arms about. An entertainer first, and a newsman maybe….sixth. Or beyond.
Then again, Beck is a problem solver. He’s got beef with the way the American economy is turning out, and he’s worried that Americans won’t have the patience to pay attention to a traditional economics lesson. So he was nice enough to illustrate our problems with delicious cupcakes. Hear that sponsors? When you’ve deserted Glenn Beck, he’ll have enough of his baked goods lying around to put together a really paranoid bake sale.
Seriously. Take your money and open up a baked goods store, Beck. I’d peruse it, and so would millions of people for the irony.