Someone issue a challenge to Mike Huckabee – see if he can get in the news by saying something intelligent and reasonable, instead of being the caricature of a man with the name Huckabee.
Every time I hear that man’s name, it’s accompanied by a chorus of banjos and a never-ending visual stream of guys whittling tiny boats.
He must be gearing up for a 2012 presidential run, because Mike Huckabee is practicing the art of swallowing his own foot during awkward pauses. Then trying to see if he can write the damage off to lazy reporting. The topic of conversation this go-around? Instead of saying Obama was born in Kenya, it was an attack on Natalie Portman, who obviously is threatening the sanctity of the American family. Because she exemplifies and glorifies single-motherhood.
…one of the things that’s troubling is that people see a Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, ‘Hey look, you know, we’re having children, we’re not married, but we’re having these children, and they’re doing just fine.’ But there aren’t really a lot of single moms out there who are making millions of dollars every year for being in a movie. And I think it gives a distorted image that yes, not everybody hires nannies, and caretakers, and nurses.
Yes. I think Natalie Portman is influencing everyone to have babies and not take care of them. I’ve had at least 12 this week. Because all the people who are having children out of wedlock spend their time watching ‘Black Swan’. Also, Natalie Portman is going to get married to a dancer. Cue the raging against ‘dem Hollywood queeaz.
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