How the mighty have fallen. The mighty, pudgy, unable to hit a receiver if their life depended on it have fallen.
It’s hard to run from your problems when you never learned how to effectively run from a defensive line – a situation JaMarcus Russell never got to replicate enough to develop, uh, what are the words — TOLERANCE FOR IT. Or strategies. What is he good for? Blowing through his money and being hooked on enough cough syrup to kill a baby giraffe; but that never happens. JaMarcus never kills baby giraffes – instead he falls behind on payments that he owes towards his exceptionally lavish dwellings.
Foreclosure proceedings have begun against the Raiders last best hope and arguably largest draft bust in NFL history. Next to Thompson, the running back badger. JaMarcus owes more than 195,000 in mortgage payments, and if he doesn’t make good on his debts, the bank will force him to turnover his dwelling. You see what I did there?
Those are football puns. The most basic ones in the world. If JaMarcus is actually missing his payments that means he threw most of his 32 million dollar signing bonus on the backsides of strippers. Or stormdrains. How can this guy get up in the morning without wanting to punch himself?
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