To truly be an asshole is an art form. It requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while in your face. Better men than most have failed miserably. That’s why there’s this guide – the first book to walk you through the tricks of the trade and the numerous benefits the attitude reaps.
You will find essential information on how to sharpen your prick skills. Whether you?re way too over-the-top and need to tone it down, or are a shy wallflower who needs to turn it up, this book is your crash course in assholeology. You will now be able to get everything you ever wanted- in work, love, and life – by being an asshole.
It’s every guy’s handbook on how to be an asshole, without getting a black eye.
This week we’re giving away Assholeology to ONE lucky Manolith Reader!
Here are a few ways to enter:
The more times you enter, the more chances you have to win! Just remember to leave a comment for each contest entry you complete. (Ex. “I tweeted this” and then add the link of your tweet.)
Note: Please use a valid email address. Contest open to US & Canadian residents only.
The winners will be chosen randomly. Giveaway ends Wednesday March 9, 2011. The winner will be reached by email, and announced on the blog on that same day.
Good luck!
Comments
Kerry
March 2nd, 2011 - 11:07:41 AM
I need the guide to see if what everybody says about me is true :)
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Brandon
March 2nd, 2011 - 12:17:20 PM
Being an asshole myself, this book is made for me
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Brandon
March 2nd, 2011 - 12:17:39 PM
I follow on twitter @jokerbrandon
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SteveMartin
March 2nd, 2011 - 5:02:10 PM
I want to break out of my shell of always being the nice guy!
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Lisa Smith
March 2nd, 2011 - 7:54:21 PM
I would use this to conquer the A$$hole I have to work with, you know who you are ;}
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Lisa Smith
March 2nd, 2011 - 7:54:55 PM
I follow via Twitter lisadsmith86
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Lisa Smith
March 2nd, 2011 - 7:55:27 PM
I liked manolith on FB Lisa S
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Lisa Smith
March 2nd, 2011 - 7:55:56 PM
I liked this giveaway
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Lisa Smith
March 2nd, 2011 - 7:56:26 PM
I stumbled this giveaway
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Melosa Flaubert
March 3rd, 2011 - 4:09:09 AM
The content is so interesting and presented in a way to rationalize, do not want to stop reading, you want to continue their search for the perfect idiot. Pure Acai Flush
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Frank Kerner
March 3rd, 2011 - 2:18:47 PM
I need this to help take my asshole-ness to the next level.
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Frank Kerner
March 3rd, 2011 - 2:20:29 PM
I follow you on twitter!
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Frank Kerner
March 3rd, 2011 - 2:21:00 PM
I'm a fan on facebook!
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Nicole Bouchard
March 3rd, 2011 - 9:06:21 PM
I want this book because i want to learn to be an A**HOLE it sounds fun lol
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Jim W.
March 4th, 2011 - 6:57:26 AM
I'm a huge A-hole
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Amanda
March 4th, 2011 - 7:28:06 AM
I would love to win this book for my brother - he'd get a kick out of it!
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Amanda
March 4th, 2011 - 7:29:39 AM
I like Manolith on Facebook -my FB name is Amanda Moore
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Amanda
March 4th, 2011 - 7:30:26 AM
I like this post on Facebook - my FB name is Amanda Moore
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Amanda
March 4th, 2011 - 7:30:48 AM
I follow @manolith on Twitter - I'm @AmberGoo
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TravisF
March 4th, 2011 - 7:54:24 AM
I follow @manolith on twitter - @TravisF1993
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Kris T.
March 4th, 2011 - 11:15:37 AM
I am not an asshole, but I'd like to be one. I think it would help me climb up the corporate ladder and join the ranks of the plutocracy. Thanks for the chance to win a copy!
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Kris T.
March 4th, 2011 - 11:16:23 AM
I follow on Twitter @krstrpp
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susan varney
March 4th, 2011 - 1:18:09 PM
to see why so many people fit this description mverno@roadrunner.com
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Richard
March 4th, 2011 - 6:25:09 PM
I have a friend that needs to read this book. They are far too nice.
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Richard
March 4th, 2011 - 6:26:02 PM
I follow Manolith on twitter under JKrabbenstein.
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Richard
March 4th, 2011 - 6:27:47 PM
I tweeted at the following link: http://twitter.com/JKrabbenstein/status/43859950753161216
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Richard
March 4th, 2011 - 6:28:57 PM
I follow Manolith on Facebook under John Crabbe.
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Richard
March 4th, 2011 - 6:30:27 PM
I 'liked' this giveaway at the top link under John Crabbe.
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Shannon Baas
March 5th, 2011 - 12:47:09 AM
Looks like an interesting book.
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angie
March 5th, 2011 - 4:03:12 PM
This sounds like a fun read.
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david basile
March 5th, 2011 - 6:02:43 PM
i want the answers
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debbie
March 6th, 2011 - 7:28:49 AM
Since I seem to be surrounded by them, I might as well read about them,too. twoofakind12@yahoo.com
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Amara
March 6th, 2011 - 1:49:31 PM
So I can figure out the difference between an asshole and a douchebag. thelegendofzelda28@yahoo.com
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Jenn S.
March 6th, 2011 - 2:52:18 PM
It would help me be more well rounded.
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Jenn S.
March 6th, 2011 - 2:52:45 PM
Following on twitter: jashelep
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Jack
March 6th, 2011 - 3:02:35 PM
I would like to win this because I am too nice to people.
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Jack
March 6th, 2011 - 3:03:13 PM
I am a fan on Facebook (jack ripple)
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Jack
March 6th, 2011 - 3:05:48 PM
I liked this post on Facebook (jack ripple)
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ky2here
March 7th, 2011 - 4:01:03 PM
I remember 'asshole no more' - back from the melody beattie 'codependent no more'. I'd love to have this. ky2here at msn dot com
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ky2here
March 7th, 2011 - 4:02:34 PM
Twitter follower ky2here1. ky2here at msn dot com
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ky2here
March 7th, 2011 - 4:03:00 PM
I'll add a tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/ky2here1/status/44910734043394048 ky2here at msn dot com
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Shannon Baas
March 7th, 2011 - 4:30:59 PM
To show me how to be assertive.
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Michelle L
March 7th, 2011 - 4:34:51 PM
I follow manolith on twitter as blackbearpie
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Michelle L
March 7th, 2011 - 4:57:10 PM
I am a facebook fan
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sandy
March 7th, 2011 - 5:16:04 PM
sounds like an interesting book
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Daniel M
March 7th, 2011 - 5:26:43 PM
always wanted to be an a$$hole
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Michelle L
March 7th, 2011 - 7:44:02 PM
I liked this page
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valerie
March 7th, 2011 - 10:45:19 PM
this sounds hilarious!
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valerie
March 7th, 2011 - 10:45:39 PM
follow you on twitter valerie2350
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valerie
March 7th, 2011 - 10:45:59 PM
like you on facebook
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Katherine Frazier
March 8th, 2011 - 2:16:24 AM
I have a friend I need to give this to.
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Katherine Frazier
March 8th, 2011 - 2:18:26 AM
I follow on Twitter @justkif
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Katherine Frazier
March 8th, 2011 - 2:20:15 AM
I like Manolith on FB.
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Kathy Dunaway
March 8th, 2011 - 5:48:15 AM
I would like to win because the book sounds like a fun read:)
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mike
March 8th, 2011 - 7:53:26 AM
Yeah, you WOULD give out a book like this. I bet it was Johnson's idea anyway that you stole because your wife calls you impotent behind your back...
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joni taylor
March 8th, 2011 - 12:00:07 PM
I want this book for my husband. There is a song called asshole and he sings it all the time. He would cherish this book forever joni.taylor3710@gmail.com http://dayswiththe6pack.blogspot.com
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joni taylor
March 8th, 2011 - 12:00:49 PM
I follow on twitter @jonitaylor3710 joni.taylor3710@gmail.com http://dayswiththe6pack.blogspot.com
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joni taylor
March 8th, 2011 - 12:01:27 PM
i liked this post at the top right of the page joni.taylor3710@gmail.com http://dayswiththe6pack.blogspot.com
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joni taylor
March 8th, 2011 - 12:02:00 PM
I like you on facebook and shared joni t joni.taylor3710@gmail.com http://dayswiththe6pack.blogspot.com
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Linda Peters
March 8th, 2011 - 2:19:38 PM
I know someone that this book would fit, thanks
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Rebecca Peters
March 8th, 2011 - 3:06:22 PM
I know someone deserving of this!
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Ed Nemmers
March 8th, 2011 - 3:06:58 PM
The title of this book is perfect!
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Rebecca Peters
March 8th, 2011 - 3:08:07 PM
I like you on fb.. Becca Ann Peters
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Angela Winesburg
March 8th, 2011 - 5:42:37 PM
Following via Twitter (@Hotsnotty2), Thanks!
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theodore esteghamat
March 8th, 2011 - 9:08:38 PM
I need to find a description so I can know what to look for.
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theodore esteghamat
March 8th, 2011 - 9:09:27 PM
Facebook fan. theodore esteghamat
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Tracey Byram
March 9th, 2011 - 5:23:22 AM
I follow Manolith on FB-tracey byram. I know people that DON'T need this book.
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susan smoaks
March 9th, 2011 - 6:32:31 AM
i would love to learn the art
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susan smoaks
March 9th, 2011 - 6:33:18 AM
twitter follower @fdp4life
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susan smoaks
March 9th, 2011 - 6:33:45 AM
your fb fan tony l smoaks
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susan smoaks
March 9th, 2011 - 6:34:12 AM
i liked and shared on facebook tony l smoaks
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Buddy Garrett
March 9th, 2011 - 7:39:39 AM
I want to win. It seems assholes are more successful and get what they want. Since I'm sorely lacking in the skills I would like to win.
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DanV
March 9th, 2011 - 8:00:05 AM
I want to win because this would be fun to have
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DanV
March 9th, 2011 - 8:00:38 AM
I Follow Manolith.com on Twitter
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Diane Baum
March 9th, 2011 - 9:58:35 AM
I want to win, because this is a subject I want to read up on -
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Heather W
March 9th, 2011 - 2:31:48 PM
I want to win this bc I think it would be funny Lovefool827 (at) yahoo (dotcom)
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