We haven’t seen the last of these Sheenanigans.
Charlie Sheen, for those of you who don’t pay attention to the news, is a crazy person. A crazy person with limitless pockets, a successful career in showbiz, and a worldview that is awesomely detached from the laws of reality. Which means he makes for great television and interviews – and you can expect him to keep doing the circuit until his marathon sober-energy runs out and he collapses, spent, into the arms of his many porn star friends and confidants
Charlie Sheen’s on Twitter now. He joined today, Tuesday, describing himself as an ‘unemployed winner’, and instantly gained about 300,000 followers, and decided to follow the tweets of Bree Olsen, his pornstar girlfriend.
If you’ve never read Bree Olsen’s tweets, you’re missing out on a treasure trove of 144 characters screaming out their daddy issues. Here is a sampling.
–What’s more painful than anal sex? Not getting to have any anal sex. Would someone come %$# me in the $@# please?
–Wish I was a cheap $20 hooker laying in this bed and one guy after another would come in this room and $%$ inside me while I just lay here.
This is gonna be good, folks.
Comments
TD
March 1st, 2011 - 8:44:53 PM
Charlie Sheen, you're an idiot. If you were my friend, that is one of just a few things that I would say to you. Don't join Twitter...you're too old for Twitter. Join MySpace or Friendster or something like that. Anyway, to read my advice to Charlie Sheen, check out http://TrendDefender.com
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Jay
March 9th, 2011 - 8:28:31 AM
Charlie is gonna get alot more than a Twitter if he keeps fooling around with all these porn stars and hookers....maybe an STD is already eating at his brain...it sure looks like it..LOSING!!
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