Top 9 Charlie Sheen Quotes of Awesomeness – The Good Morning America Edition

And they keep rolling in. Charlie Sheen was on Good Morning America this morning and he did NOT disappoint.

Here’s the top 9 quotes from today’s interview:

9. “Dying is for amateurs.”
8. “There’s nothing about that in my history anywhere. I’m sorry if I offended you. I didn’t know you were so sensitive. I just thought that, after you wailing on me for eight years, I could take a couple shots back.”

7. “I don’t have a job. I’ve got a whole family to support and love. People a lot more important than me are relying on that money to fuel the magic.”
6. “There’s certain blends I will not entertain because this how people go down. I’m too smart to do that,” he said. “I’m sorry for the guys that that happened to, but, you know, you should have read the directions before you showed up at the party.”
5. “I’m not going to, period, the end. I blinked and I cured my brain, that’s how. Everybody has the power. …Can’t is the cancer of happen. I can’t do it. The Nike slogan doesn’t say, ‘Just Try It.’ Oh, OK. Just try it. No, ‘Just Do It,’ man.”
4. “I got tiger blood, man. My brain….fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
3. “I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.”
2. “I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
1. “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”

Check out the Interview here:

What’s your favorite quote?!

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