Somebody owes me a grand. Because I put money on this happening. I didn’t think it happen in such a quick timeframe.
Teen Mom star – really, that term is used loosely. You shouldn’t be a star because you managed to get knocked up by an overweight wigger and somehow against all miracles found yourself in front of cameras which made you a prominent national celebrity. The word star gets thrown around too loosely these days. In a sense, it’s like Amber Portwood’s naughty bits. Heyo.
Amber Portwood, the teen mom star whose had run-ins with the law, been reported to hang out and service paparazzi sexually, and somehow makes more money in a year than you may see in your life, now has nude pictures that are being disseminated across the internet. Here’s the shocker – she doesn’t look that bad. She looks as good as someone can look with a giant picture of a baby tattooed on their midsection.
Which is like a white trash diamond, shining brightly in the can of Miller Lite that spawned it. Portwood has already threatened legal action on the person that leaked the photos, which weren’t taken for a sexual reason or for her to leak for money.
She’s just a girl that likes to take pictures of herself naked.
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