If you spent all your time snorting cocaine off of the rancid backsides of Los Angeles’ finest escorts and strippers, your cognitive functions would be impaired too. To the point where you’d think calling up Alex Jones would be a good idea.
For a bit of background, Alex Jones has to be one of the most shrewd con-men alive – as his job consists entirely of convincing southerners that the government is out to get them and a part of a much larger and permeating evil that’ll do thing like vaccinate people to make them slaves and knock down the twin towers because that’s what governments do to their own base of constituents; evil things, just to mess with them. So obviously, he has an audience of crazy people.
Like Charlie Sheen. Who proceeded to call into his show today and rant for 18 minutes about how he runs the show Two and a Half Men, and how the man who created it, Chuck Lorre, was a loser and a clown, and the worst kind of punk that Charlie Sheen would never want to be.
Chuck Lorre created Two and a Half Men, and is responsible for Charlie Sheen currently having a career. So if you want to know what Icarus would act like if he were a psychotic actor, the audio above is a pretty good indicator.
– I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like.
– All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics.
– That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.