If you spent all your time snorting cocaine off of the rancid backsides of Los Angeles’ finest escorts and strippers, your cognitive functions would be impaired too. To the point where you’d think calling up Alex Jones would be a good idea.
For a bit of background, Alex Jones has to be one of the most shrewd con-men alive – as his job consists entirely of convincing southerners that the government is out to get them and a part of a much larger and permeating evil that’ll do thing like vaccinate people to make them slaves and knock down the twin towers because that’s what governments do to their own base of constituents; evil things, just to mess with them. So obviously, he has an audience of crazy people.
Like Charlie Sheen. Who proceeded to call into his show today and rant for 18 minutes about how he runs the show Two and a Half Men, and how the man who created it, Chuck Lorre, was a loser and a clown, and the worst kind of punk that Charlie Sheen would never want to be.
Chuck Lorre created Two and a Half Men, and is responsible for Charlie Sheen currently having a career. So if you want to know what Icarus would act like if he were a psychotic actor, the audio above is a pretty good indicator.
– I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like.
– All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics.
– That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.
















Lame sideswipe at Alex jones. You should take 2 hours of your pathetic life and listen to jones’ show sometime. You’d know a little more about the way the world works and why you’re now paying $4 a gallon for gas, but then again you believe everything your government tells you, right, mark?
This article gives forth a strong feeling of disgust for people who live in the southern US! Are you really that ignorant to believe all people who listen to Jones are 1) from the South 2)paranoid? And how does that prove that “obviously, he has an audience of crazy people?”
Some sort of twisted logic straight out of dumbed down America. I have never been so impressed. Enjoy your closed mind!
first off is WOW, you bashed alex pretty hard. Does that mean that eveyone that listens to him is crazy holy ****. sounds to me as if this article is meant to bash them both like comeone wake up people. dont take my comment as advice eaither decide for yourself. please just wake up
Mark Lorenz is an uninformed turd. the lack of facts and logic in the attack on alex an example of the mainsteam media maintaining thier dumb down audiance. look into the claims alex makes. youll be suprised.
‘Shrew con man’? Don’t you mean ‘shrewd’? Learn to write you moron.
Your parasitic addition to the Sheen story is to just cut and paste the content of others and add in a few dozen personal attacks huh?
First and last time I ever lick through to your pathetic website.
Great comments, Mark. Love your website….
Jeff
San Diego
Your so dumb… Foo real. Alex jones for president!!!!!