If you were married to Olivia Wilde, how would you spend your time? I know how I would. My days would be blurs of piles of money burnt and dressing up tiny dogs and forcing them to race each other. Because every night, I know I’d go home to Olivia Wilde, so nothing I achieved could top that.
Apparently her ex-husband spent his time taking pictures of just Olivia Wilde. Hopefully he never tried his hand at landscapes, because there’s no way that a giant redwood would be more appealing than Mischa Barton’s lesbian lover — care of the OC. Also, when an ex-husband leaks pictures of his ex-wife, usually they’re doing something scandalous. Like blowing a stranger or setting fire to beloved forest preserves. Here, Olivia Wilde is just posing.
And you should be okay with that. Olivia Wilde is a natural monument to what can be achieved with good genetics and a princely husband — and hopefully the fact that these photos will be disseminated across the internet until the end of time will remind him of what he had to leave behind.
Olivia Wilde. Getting ready. In bed. Out frolicking. Being artistic. Drink it in. Enjoy it. You may never get these views of her again.
Comments
michelle
February 23rd, 2011 - 2:24:15 PM
these aren't "candids" these pictures have always been on tao's website...
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Kathreen
June 27th, 2011 - 10:57:47 PM
This aticlre keeps it real, no doubt.
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