Rush Limbaugh Calls First Lady Fat??

By Mark Lorenz on February 22nd, 2011

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Rush Limbaugh’s a pig of human, who proves the old adage that Americans are madly in love with trash. They’ll seek it out in any form, be it to assuage their arbitrary rage, or just for entertainment.

Which is why it’s best not to take him seriously. This is a man who drove himself deaf from abusing prescription drugs – it’s not like his judgment is going to be 100% accurate. It’s not even going to be 10% accurate over the long haul, so as long as Rush Limbaugh isn’t eating his own jeans like a billygoat, it’s a victory for him as a person. But now he’s gone and done something for attention, like he does when people let him go out unsupervised.

He basically called Michelle Obama fat. This is man who wouldn’t be able to pick his own penis out of his line-up, had fever sweats the day that he saw his own toes, and could only touch a woman after he gained possession of large swarths of money. So if there’s anyone who knows about fat people, it’s Rush. Sadly, the fat person he knows best is himself.

“The problem is, and dare I say this, it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving…I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”

Yeah. What the flying owls do you expect the First Lady to do, Rush? Be like Laura Bush and forget to blink and tear up because it might short her circuits?

Keep it classy.