More fun facts are coming out about Sarah Palin. For instance – did you know that over a dozen mailmen have died at the hands, or paws, of her domesticated puma?
And that she can retain more hot liquids than 90% of the population? Her digestive system can cool any liquid, as she’s strengthened it with hours and hours of roughing it in the wilderness. And by wilderness we mean her backyard. But these are not any of the facts that have been leaking through what she’s deemed ‘the lamestream media’. No, one of Palin’s most trusted advisors has revealed that they’re going to write a tell-all book about working on the Palin campaign – -the stress of which would’ve probably would’ve crushed Sisyphus.
Frank Bailey worked side by side with Palin through ‘Troopergate’, rising from a campaign volunteer to her right-hand man. Now, she’s managed to anger him, along with the rest of the conservative base, so he’s going to release a book based off of his own experiences and the thousands of e-mails that he’s saved up.
Basically, everyone will learn how vapid and incapable Sarah Palin is, from the mouth of someone who witnessed it firsthand. Also, Sarah Plain’s Alaska is going to receive 1.2 million dollars worth of tax credits.
So it’s a good thing she shot that bear, amirite?
Comments
Brandt
February 22nd, 2011 - 2:15:28 PM
This really does top it all and make Palin a punchline. The public is finally coming around to seeing the true Sarah Palin. Instead of smiling and nodding while talking about murders and national tragedies, she should have shown some humility. I was compelled to create a visual commentary of her political rhetoric and its effects on my artist's blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/01/sarah-palin-made-me-do-it.html Drop by and let me know what you think.
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