Are you a fan of crime procedurals? Of course you are. 90% of what winds up on television has to do with finding out who’s been shot in the face, and why they’ve been shot in the face.
And America let out a collective sigh this week, when it was Justin Bieber getting plugged. Because with all the cross-promotion he’s doing, he deserves at least two-three rounds to the chest. The producers of CSI must’ve realized what a cathartic sight it would be to tear down the latest teen idol, so the writing team managed to conjure up a story life that laid him out with a torrent of bullets.
Justin Bieber’s movie, Never Say Never opened at number two at the box office last week, but experienced a 64% drop to earn only 4 million dollars this weekend. The boy’s been promoting it like a champion, but is it really better to give his ex-drug-addled family more money? When they weren’t even sure whether or not it was good to trust a JEWISH manager?
In any case, if you’re feeling rage at the constant trumping of style over substance, enjoy the clips of Bieber doing what Bieber would do in an actual fight – whining and then getting popped. Which you might’ve wanted to happen anyway, because of the terrible line delivery.