Charlie Sheen is a freak of nature. The man just doesn’t stop. He’s a bipedal party boat, waiting to toss beers and strippers into your pool at a moment’s notice. But that’s irritating people like Chuck Lorre, his employer for umpteen years.
How much blow do you have to do before you start becoming a national concern? Charlie Sheen has financed most of Hollywood’s drug dealers and porn stars, and being that porn stars and drug dealers are as common as swallows, that’s saying something. You have to start costing your employers hundreds of millions of dollars before someone actually will intervene and say something. Which Chuck Lorre did, in a brief title-card flash at the end of a Two and Half Men episode that aired on Monday.
What’d the titlecard say?
‘I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really p**sed. – Chuck Lorre’
Charlie Sheen is going to outlive all of us. It’s going to be one of those freakish cosmic accidents, where his veins become reinforced from everything he’s shot into them, and he’s the freaky, pervy grandpa who just sits in his rocking chair, flashes his gold teeth at you, and hits on your friends.
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james
February 26th, 2011 - 6:25:02 AM
I had to search beyond all the media hype about what Charlie said to find out what Chuck said...after reading this and then finding out Charlie was warned b the studio not to lash out at Chuck for doing it...Makes me believe that Charlie Sheen is correct and had every right to ay what he said....
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