Arnold Schwarzeneggar has been the governor of California, despite all objections from the logical brain. But the governorship isn’t something that can last forever.
So today on Twitter, the man in office who’s done more steroids than any other public servant revealed that he’s itching to get back to the only place where your imposing presence can mask your incompetence at reading words – movies. Arnold Schwarzeneggar will be the only man who has gone from a political office BACK to being in films. Today, Arnold tweeted, “Exciting news. My friends at CAA have been asking me for 7 years when they can take offers seriously. Gave them the green light today.”
What kind of movies will Schwarzeneggar make his comeback in?
1. As A Talking Bear In A Dreamworks Movie
Cue the sappy-sounding voiceover. Arnold’s perfect for the mush-mouthed bear who can’t quit figure out how to hibernate, and will have to enlist the help of a haphazard hummingbird, a friendly human, and fight against hunters so he can get some peace and quiet.
2. As A Goofy Ex-Spy With A Terrible Secret
He’ll have to care for children. Children who throw temper-tantrums. And dominate him, despite being trained by the fine people at the CIA. He’ll be investigating a madman who wants to unleashing an army of farting robots.
3. As A Sad Shell Of Himself In An Indie Movie