Who Is Taylor Corley? Why Is She Getting A Reality Show?

By Mark Lorenz on February 10th, 2011

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Taylor Corley? Hmmm. Sounds like a name you’d grab from a generic hot-girl name salesman, peddling his wares on the side of a bridge. ‘We’ve got a 12 Kaycee Fullers, 8 Tonya Stevensons, and a Taylor Corley. And a Buttercup. But Buttercup’s hit or miss.’

However, she’s not just a generic name that manifested itself into the shape of a moderately attractive female. (VERY moderately.) She’s not just the love interest in every 80’s movie that’s ever been written. Taylor Corley was a Mississippi State University cheerleader who managed to parlay her natural assets into a spread in Playboy magazine. Christ, they’ll let anybody pose in Playboy now, won’t they? They don’t have any standards. Taylor Corley isn’t unattractive, but we’re talking about Playboy magazine. They managed to score Marilyn Monroe as a centerfold, and now they’re like a yearbook for Hugh Hefner’s bad business decisions and failing eyesight. They have the most overworked airbrushing staff in the entire business.

I see ten girls hotter than Taylor Corley everyday wandering out of my apartment. And I live in the dirty part of Hollywood. But she managed to score herself a photo spread in Playboy, and now a VH1/MTV reality show called, ‘Girl Swagg’. You can probably guess what it’s about, and how tolerable it’ll be from the name.