Maybe you’ve watched Donald Trump on television, his glowing hair billowing gingerly off of his skull like a flag commemorating American capitalism. Maybe you’ve seen his buildings dotting the skyline.
Maybe you’ve been able to witness the ceremony many New York natives have had the pleasure of witnessing in the wild– where three or four heavyset men from Staten Island have to wrestle Trump’s ego back into his body, then consecrate the spot where it happened. Either way, Donald Trump has been able to make a career out of being the well-educated son of a wealthy real-estate developer. Now he’s got his sights set on a higher office. The presidency.
Rumors swirled after Trump made an appearance at the Conservative Political Action Committee that the man, the legend, the haircut, will make an attempt to hypnotize the nation into voting for him in 2012 – because America has become ‘a laughingstock’. We are a laughingstock, in the sense that we continually allow our goofiest citizens to run for office. People look at Donald Trump and Sarah Palin and think that all you need to get rich in America is a camera presence, wild ideas, and an ongoing feud with Rosie O’Donnell.
Trump would run as a Republican.
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