Alright, ARod. You are officially the biggest girly-man playing the sport of baseball; which is already a sport for people who like standing around and doing next to nothing.
If you happened to be watching the Super Bowl, you probably saw one of the most entertaining moments of the night – the premium seats that are reserved for celebrities. You saw John Madden texting, George Bush doing the same thing that he did for eight years in office, and then you saw Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz. And Cameron fed ARod popcorn. Just as quickly as a door was opened, you couldn’t get it shut quick enough. An image of a grown New York Yankee sucking on the fingers of the troll from The Green Hornet is something that you can’t get out of your head, no matter how much charcoal and bleach you try gargling simultaneously.
Alex Rodriguez knows this, so he’s gone ballistic on Fox, claiming that the cameramen were intentionally trying to get a paparazzi-styled photo of him and Diaz. Here’s a hint. You’re at the world’s most-watched sporting event save for the World Cup. People are probably going to be taking pictures of you.
Next time, wear a box, so we don’t all have to construct one mentally.
Comments
Moo
February 9th, 2011 - 8:50:35 PM
I hate to burst your bubble but the "super"bowl doesn't rank that highly in terms of viewing audience world wide. Premier league/the Olympics/FIFA World Cup (which you did mention)/Formula 1/Tour de France ring any bells?
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sabith
February 10th, 2011 - 8:59:11 AM
NFL does not have world wide audience, stop kidding yourselves, and baseball isnt either. who the hell is arod? cameron diaz has more of an appeal overseas. arod needs a reality check, so what was he gonna do it fox kept showing his ugly face during the game?? beat some people up! arod should be apologizing to the 111mil viewers who were forced to watch him eating his gf fingers...
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Monica
February 10th, 2011 - 6:53:20 PM
I think that people put to much thought into Arod. If he wasn't who he was we wouldn't care who is feeding him but since he is who he is and most of the world hates him he should try to avoid these situations.
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