Bravo is the go-to television network for people who want their guilty pleasures to be given top priority. They’re premiering the ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ in February.
The ‘Real Housewives’ series has been a goldmine for Bravo – they pay a nominal fee to film guttersnipes who’ve gotten down to get their high society merit badge and exploit all of their obvious insanity. For those of you who haven’t caught the previous ‘Real Housewives’ installments, you’ve missed vaguely racist wives of photographers (DC), crazy party crashers with eating disorders (DC), drama that would’ve been better left to the streets (Atlanta), terrible turns at attempting pop careers (Atlanta and NY) crazy people who flaunt fake regal labels (NY), people who parlay their reality fame into dieting enterprises (NY), prostitutes who may or may not have mob ties who may or may not have released sextapes and look just like Jafar (NJ), broke couples (NJ), naked pictures (OC), dead spouses (OC), Kelsey Grammer’s crazy ex-wife (BH), and now?
Who else can bring the entitled brand of crazy better than anyone else in the world? The wives of NBA players – most fascinatingly, the wife of Scottie Pippen. Who may or may not have put his wife on the show to try to recoup some of the money he famously blew through while in the NBA; will the humidity of Miami contribute to drama sticking to everyone? From the preview, looks like it.
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