Michele Bachmann Thinks The TSA Wants To See Her Naked

The things you read sometimes can’t be processed by your brain normally; such as Michele Bachmann thinking that naked pictures of her will wind up on the internet because she passed through a TSA security checkpoint.

Naked pictures. Because she passed through a TSA scanner. How would they wind up on the internet? That’s assuming that someone cares about Michele Bachmann enough to try to stalk her This is the level of intellect we’re dealing with. Other thoughts floating through Michele Bachmann’s head? She can’t picnic because squirrels are Muslims, hiding in their tree-caves. How afraid do you have to be of your own body to be constantly fearful that people will photograph it naked?

This woman has been elected by a body of people who trust her to make the right decisions and represent them to other bodies – but she seems to lack the basic understanding that the TSA an organization of aliens with the technology to remove people’s clothing in photographs. Despite the TSA’s warnings of fear-mongering and repeatedly assuring the public that they can’t see through people’s clothes or take high-resolution naked pictures of them. Even if they could, who would get off from looking at naked pictures of annoyed, frumpy travelers?

Just the freaks.

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