Kim and Kourtney take New York premiered this week, sparking a lot of interest in the Kardashian sisters. Questions that need answering. Like, which one of them did Ray J pee on? Is it possible he did both?
Mostly, it sparked interest in a naked cover that Kim shot. Months ago. Because that’s what Kim Kardashian does. She takes off her clothes in place of having a personality. You should probably have more respect for strippers at your local gentlemen’s establishment than Kim Kardashian. Strippers aren’t pretending to be above other people. Strippers aren’t making sextapes and posing naked in magazines and then pretending like they’re the wives of established athletes. Kim Kardashian does. If there was a magic pole that everyone would want to take pictures of, you would find Kim Kardashian humping it. She’s not above it.
Spray painting a naked Kim Kardashian silver is like begging people to read your magazine, but basically that’s what W did. Here are the pictures. I hope Kourtney and Kim take New York. I hope they take New York so hard that New York sends troopers to fire crowd-controlling beanbags into their surgically enhanced features.
Drink it in.

















Comments
golf lady
January 31st, 2011 - 5:19:18 AM
What was hysterical about last night's show was how upset Kim was by these nude pixs. This from a woman who made a disgusting, explicit sex tape with no shame????
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Dan
January 31st, 2011 - 7:29:18 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't see an actual link to the pics where it says "here are the pics" ?
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Saboricua
January 31st, 2011 - 8:58:39 AM
@golf lady: I get your point but remember that her sex tape was originally for private use and was never meant to be publicized. Her ex-boyfriend later decided to put it out after they broke up. She should never have done it but I don't see how it is on the same level as those who do it on purpose just to promote themselves.
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