There are a myriad of gifts that you could give your loved ones for Valentine’s Day. Chocolates, adorable bears pre-arranged in lovey poses – or you could recreate moments from one of the schlockiest horror films of the 80’s….and give her a human heart.
An anatomically correct human heart. She’ll be able to look at it and realize that your love for her is so great, you don’t have any limitations or embarrassment, and your mordant sense of humor will tie you to her for the rest of eternity. The rest of it. Or she’ll wonder where you got the gumption to buy an anatomically correct cake, laud you for your creativity, and then you’ll be tied to her for the rest of eternity. Lily Vanilli, the cleverly named baker, is going to be pumping them out (pun intended) in the UK – for seven pounds a pop, made with red velvet sponge cream cheese frosting, and blackcurrant & cherry blood.
20% of the sales will be donated to a music and fashion charity that raises awareness and support for young people with cancer
There are good cakes and good ideas. Good cake is always a good idea, but rarely is a good idea an amazing cake. How can we get them stateside?
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