Everything Lindsay’s loins touch eventually gets struck down in their prime. After beating Shaq, the only thing that remains is defeating his personal demons. Too soon?
Another teen idol has dove from the cliffs and fallen on the rocks. Aaron Carter is carting himself to rehab; perhaps in a wheelbarrow. We can never be sure. There was always something amiss about the Carters. Both Nick and Aaron. They both were shoved into showbiz careers at an early age, had a bit of cockiness to them, and the same DNA pumped through their veins as their sister, Angel Carter. There needs to be an anecdote written about the cosmic repercussions to naming one of your daughters Angel—as in one or both of your other kids will get hooked on narcotics.
Aaron competed on Dancing With The Stars last year, and did relatively well – but always had the look of a man that has spent too much time trying to cop meth. That whole skully/murder/Hollywood Blvd. 4 nights a week past 4 AM look. Recent Twitter pictures posted didn’t do much to counter the image, as Carter looked more ripped and methier than ever.
Don’t do drugs, kids. Or get involved with Lindsay Lohan.
