Anchal Joseph Just Upgraded — As Did Jim Carrey

By Mark Lorenz on January 21st, 2011

Jim Carrey has long been one of the funniest people in America. Or at least, that’s what his publicists have been standing behind for forever.

But he’s been dating Jenny McCarthy, whose autism advice has murdered at least a hundred children. As in, your child’s autism is caused by vaccines, stop giving them vaccines because the benefit of vaccinating them is outweighed by the fact that they have the slight chance of being born autistic – and the relationship seemed golden. Now that it’s over, Carrey is free to run around with whoever he wants to – including an ex-America’s Next Top Model Contestant. Anchal Joseph. For those of you who don’t watch America’s Next Top Model and want to recreate the experience at home, find a friend with a wig. Tell her to sit down on a panel with a dude who dresses like a woman and a random photographer and to yell at women to smile with her eyes.

She apparently smiled enough, because she gets to hang out with Ace Ventura as he rebounds. Which is a major upgrade for both of them. Imagine how annoying it’d be dating Jenny McCarthy. She’d play Wii all day and talk about how medical science is fallacious.

Congrats to the couple.