Venus Williams is known for being an unbelievable competitor. An unbelievable competitor in a family of unbelievable competitors. But lately, she’s been noticed more for what she’s been wearing to her tennis matches.
I’m going to flip the bitch switch on for a minute and say, LAWDY. What are you wearing, girl? You can’t be playing tennis is something that looks like a rejected bondage costume or one of Lady Gaga’s housemaids. That doesn’t and shouldn’t fly on the tennis courts. Maybe it’s why she’s so full of rage. Because when you wear eccentric outfits and yell at line refs – they’re going to take you way less seriously. An outfit like this makes children cry and their parents wonder why their children are crying – so they pay attention to the outfit, then they start casually vomiting all over their children. Who cry more. Outfits in tennis have gotten so bad that everyone should just give up and start playing badminton whilst rolling around in paint.
Look for yourself. I don’t even know where to begin describing this outfit other than it looks like something Color Me Badd would dream about after eating too much Taco Bell. Fever dreams.
Just drink it in with your eyes – and hope you don’t feel the need to rip them out like Oedipus.
