If you’ve ever gone cougar hunting, you need to stop. It’s a senseless act that’ll result in the death of many couga…wait, that’s not what it is? Amazing. And disgusting. Like most sexual terms.
Feigning innocence isn’t my strong suit. Neither is fudging statistical analysis, which, for all purposes tells us that cougars are alive and yelling for the blood of young men. And are most likely to have sex on the first date. Not all cougars, though – specifically ones that have gotten past the age of 40. I’m not really surprised, though. Once you get past the age of 40, you have things to do. You have a job to maintain (hopefully), a workout regiment, you’re worrying about your impending death creeping – so all you have to do is get your sex in for the night – and get it in enthusiastically. According to a new survey from Men’s Health.
That being said, if you’re looking for a cheap date, the same study didn’t really indicate a number of things. Mostly the attitudes of women – so 40’s women are more down to have sex with you in their heads. In practice, though, this might not prove to be true.
It didn’t take into account the kind of date, the kind of person they’d be there with – just whether or not they would. And they will.
If only in their minds.