It’s science, apparently.
That sound you heard was millions of nerdy white men with glasses crying out in agony and suddenly having their voices silenced. Because according to a national survey, the Japanese aren’t interested in sex.
Seems preposterous. Outlandish, even. How can an entire race of people lose interest in the one activity that’ll sustain them? The most fun activity they can engage in? No words can describe the benefits of sex, so let it just be said that BLLLARGHFLUFFIN. You can’t just be disinterested in sex when you’re from a certain region from the country, can you? Apparently, you can. But you have to be in Japan.
According to the Japan Family Planning Association, young Japanese men are finding themselves disinterested or showing aversions to sex. As in they not only don’t want to have it, they’d rather be raped by tentacles. Pretty strong sentiments.
That’s not what they actually said. But 36.1 of males aged 16-19 said they had no interest in, or, and I’m quoting, ‘DESPISED sex’. 59 percent of girls said they felt the same way, which was up 12 percent. The studies are sending the government into somewhat of a state of panic, as the birthrate has been falling for some time.
But, wow.
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Comments
Edgar Villasenor
January 19th, 2011 - 11:24:20 PM
Darn
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Jack Off
April 6th, 2011 - 7:45:25 PM
Well it's ok we don't need any more of them
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Kath
April 8th, 2011 - 9:18:54 AM
Are you sure this only applies to Japan? I would lay odds on that this is probably not just Japan feeling this way. We have been over analysing for years, the peak of the sex age was probably the 60's and ever since interest has been waning worldwide. Lets see some research on this to prove whether its just Japan, or whether this is actually happening further afield.
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