Who is Paz De La Huerta? Why does her name sound like a character from the best telemundo drama, and why is she getting so drunk after awards shows that she falls out of her dress and has her handlers prop her up?
This woman sounds like she’s a ton of fun. And by all accounts she is, giving interviews with magazines as to why she’s one of the one true artists and how important sex is to her. She stars as Lucy Danziger in Boardwalk Empire, a series that is so Martin Scorcese it should probably be five-foot-two and only exclusively dress in suits. And occasionally pull out an asthma mask if it laughs too hard.
Point being, Paz De La Huerta got so drunk last night that she was rejected from the Golden Globes afterparty at the Chateau Marmont – a party specifically for the winners. Her response was to promptly fall on the ground and expose her breasts. We should all aspire to be like Paz De La Huerta. To be the life of the party. To be a Google trend the next day after a weirdly mean-spirited award ceremony that nobody realllly cares about but still garners a huge television share.
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