Italian PM Accused Of Having Sex With Underage Prostitute

By Mark Lorenz on January 14th, 2011

If there’s one thing that Italians will consistently beat everyone at, it’s at stories of excessive adultery. Specifically related to their leaders – Italian leaders jizz all over their American counterparts.

Silvio Berlusconi — billionaire businessman and notorious playboy — is facing brand new charges of illicit liaisons, this time with an underage prostitute. With an underage prostitute? With an underage prostitute. Specifically, a Moroccan underage prostitute who also works as a dancer with the stage name Ruby Heartbreak. Oh, lord. You can’t get more trashy than dancing Moroccan underage prostitutes named Ruby. On a scale of 1-10, that’s an 11.

The public prosecutor’s office in Milan said that it was investigating Berlusconi and Lombardy regional councilor Nicole Minetti for trying to conceal the encounters between the two. What do you think an encounter between an underage Moroccan prostitute and a 74-year-old man smells like? That’s the worst conglomeration you can probably imagine.

Berlusconi has been under investigation since December for supposed infractions committed last February and May.

How does he view the incident? He’s answered critics merely with the assertion that ‘I love life and beautiful women’.

Berlusconi has also been in trouble for bribing people and consistently embarrassing the Italian population. Consistently. And if you’re wondering, yes, that is the underage prostitute to the right. I would’ve also thought she was at least 30.

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