I guess all the talent in that family went to the dude who will be in the NFL Hall of Fame — who also sends out voicemails trying to lure sideline reporters back to his hotel room.
Then again, Brandi Favre could be the Gandhi of cooking meth. Because she’s been arrested for trying to cook up meth in a lab in Mississippi. Meth Lab In Mississippi sounds like a song that Hank Williams III would write making fun of the country establishment, but it’s apparently where Brandi Favre enjoys hanging out when she’s not listening to Insane Clown Posse or whatever meth-fueled indulgences she treats herself to. Brownies maybe? Made of meth. Good lord, she looks like a textbook juggalo. Her head is rounder than Karl Pilkington. Anyway, Brandi Favre was arrested for being a part of a meth ring in Diamondhead Mississippi – one of five people found cooking the drug, and was jailed on a 40,000 bond. Previous entanglements with crime included shoplifting, unlawful use of a firearm, and being so ugly that she ain’t got no alibi.
Brett Favre has gone from charming southern man and NFL Hall of Famer to a man whose personal life resembles an episode of the Dukes of Hazzard. Which means I’m now a Brett Favre fan.
Comments
William Bramlage
January 13th, 2011 - 6:03:01 PM
Considering the height at which this article was listed in the results of a Google search for "Brandi Favre", I foolishly assumed a commensurate quality level of writing and/or editing would ensue. Mark Lorenz proved me wrong, in no uncertain terms, for the first time in 2011. I hope he is nothing more than the nepotistic result of a wealthy aunt or someone of importance related to the sites founder. Whether or not he is the gigolo cabana boy of Mrs. Manolith, the publishing of his 4th grade reading level ramblings is inexcusable. Do him a favor and afford him the opportunity to be thought an idiot rather than let him continue to write and remove all doubt.
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Jack
January 13th, 2011 - 6:09:08 PM
I just watched the film "Winter's Bone" last night - how ironic. And I like Mark Lorenz' journalistic flair. Give him a raise.
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Nick
January 13th, 2011 - 6:59:17 PM
Well said, William.
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Down Ninja
January 18th, 2011 - 6:50:52 AM
Mark, you are a very closed-minded person and should NOT be writing articles for anything due to the fact that you are unprofessional. I have never met one juggalo on meth, where you get your wacked out idea of that I haven't the slightest. If you stereotype juggalos do you stereotype christians, different races, hell even people that write articles? I would love to hear a good argument on how you come up with this stuff, I am a down a** juggalo who has gone further in their life already than you ever will thinking the way you do. You're evil, not us. Whoop whoop ICP will always be around, even when your dead in the ground.
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JuggaloJeff
January 18th, 2011 - 5:07:08 PM
An article referencing Insane Clown Posse AND Karl Pilkington!? It's been a good day.
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JuggaMayhem
January 29th, 2011 - 10:10:25 AM
WHOOP WHOOP. Any press is good press. MMFWCL yall. Im with the latter two. Is this guy REALLY a professional journalist? I didnt think professional journalists had biased opinions. Does that mean everything we see in the media is subject to biased a**es like this guy? It's all good. I bet he cant defend himself physically like the rest of us! Hide behind your pen punk!
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