Step 1 : the world realizes what Olivia Munn personal grooming habits are. Step 2: the world panics. Step 3: everything goes back to stasis.
Nerds know Olivia Munn as the boner-inducing previous host of Attack of the Show – anybody who can run down tech advancements and nerd culture whilst getting a fan base from jiggling her boobs deserves their ascension in show business. Nerds are a fickle group – you don’t know whether or not your boob jiggling will be met with derision because it wasn’t the same kind of jiggling in Marvel’s The Ultimates. But her latest cover shoot for Maxim, where she wears a pair of see-through underwear is being castigated by the leaders of family watchdog groups.
IE, people who don’t get laid and still think magazine covers can harm children. Children aren’t reading magazines. Children have no idea what magazines are – if they found one, it’d be like ancient explorers discovering Narwhal horns. They’d just stare at them, ascribing them to a time when toilet paper was patterned and featured the nation’s favorite celebrities.
But Dan Gainor, Vice President of Business & Culture at the Media Research Center, has said that Maxim has moved into full-fledged pornography. “Any store could have children coming in. If I were a parent, and I walked into a store and saw that cover, I would make a scene until the manager hid it.”
He doesn’t have kids, but he’s worried about them. He’s the male equivalent of a cat lady. Let Olivia Munn shower you in her lady-bits. Be thankful you’re alive to enjoy it.